It's unbelievable it's strange but true
  It's inconceivable it could happen to you
  You're going north and you're going south
  Just like bait in a fish's mouth
  Must be living in the shadow of some kind of evil star
  It's unbelievable it would get this far.
    It's unbelievable what they'd have you to think
  It's indescribable it can drive you to drink
  They said it was the land of milk and honey
  Now they say it's the land of money
  Who ever thought they'd ever make that stick
  It's unbelievable you could get this rich this quick.
    Every head is so dignified
  Every mood is so sanctified
  Every urge is so satisfied
  As long as you have paid
  All the silver all the gold
  All the sweethearts that you can hold
  That don't come back with stories untold are hanging on a tree.
    It's unbelievable like a lead balloon
  So impossible to even line the tomb
  Kill that beast and feet that swine
  Scale that wall and smoke that wine
  Beat that horse and saddle up that drum
  It's unbelievable the day would finally come.
    Once there was a man who had no eyes
  Every lady in the land told him lies
  He stood beneath the silver skies
  And his heart beat could plead
  Every brain is civilized
  Every nerve is analyzed
  Everything is critized when you are in need.
    It's unbelievable it's fancy-free
  So interchangeable so delightful to see
  Turn you back wash you hands
  There's always someone who understands
  It don't matter no more what you got to say
  It's unbelievable it go down this way.