Ladies and Gentlemen!
  Yes my fine gentlemen friends
  Okay, we're gonna turn to the chapter in Eyenetics
  Called Left Pimping
  Everybody turn to Left Pimping
  Now as you can see
  It's located in a region near your man
  Called untitled space
    I'm T-Boz I got it like that
  Left Eye's dope she's got it like that
  Chilli's fly she's got it like that
  TLC and that's where it's at
  I'm T-Boz I got it like that
  Left Eye's dope she's got it like that
  Chilli's fly she's got it like that
  TLC and that's where it's at
    We met at the park at the Summer Jams
  Tims untied with saggy pants
  Not the kind of guy I would give a chance
  But he was kinda packin' under circumstance
  6 foot 3 sexy as can be
  I saw him through the crowd comin' up to me
  He said aren't you that shorty from TLC
  He told me 'bout the things he would do to me
    [Bridge:]
  (So come on over)
  Let me check you out
  See just what you're talkin' 'bout
  (So come on over)
  Boy you turn me on
  Talkin' that stuff on the telephone
  (So come on over)
  You got me showin' through
  So I can't wait to get next to you
  (So come on over)
  Don't let it take too long
  I'm ready to put it on
    You need some ginseng
  For your ping ping
  So we can do it!
  Oops
    [Chorus:]
  First he came
  And then he went
  Right to sleep on me
  I could not believe
  Wakin' up and givin' what I need
  Yeah yeah
  First he came
  And then he went
  Right to sleep so fast
  Did he have it up his sleeve
  To pull a quickie on me
    He pulled a quickie on me
  No no no no no he didn't
  He pulled a quickie on me
  No no no no no he did not
  He pulled a quickie on me
  No no no no no he didn't
  He pulled a quickie on me
  No no no no no he didn't
  Yeah yeah
    He called me up to apologize
  Said he owed me one and tonight's the night
  Didn't know if he should get another chance
  But he was kinda packin' under circumstance
  He didn't know that I peeped him out
  Picked up on what a quickie is all about
  So went to dinner back to the crib
  So I could switch it up and show him how it is
    [Bridge]
    Oh wait hold up hold up hold up
  Is your name Houdickie
  Cuz I heard you pulled a quickie
    [Chorus]
    He pulled a quickie on me
  No no no no no he didn't
  He pulled a quickie on me
  No no no no no he did not
  He pulled a quickie on me
  No no no no no he didn't
  He pulled a quickie on me
  No no no no no he didn't
  Yeah yeah
    Now as we bring this class to a close
  There is one last thing that we must review everybody
  Alright, it's called the Left Pimp Dance
  Now what you're gonna do is you're gonna put your left foot in front
  Leeeeeean to the left
  And dip
    Just like sweet rivers
  I got a taste for flow
  My flow's the next show
  Lets flip this icy snow
  And soulfully quiver
  Cuz the rhythm knows
  How to correlate
  With next to vertebrae's glow
  I'm runnin' enough days though
  Meanin' I kill time
  You heard of Mayo
  Well my cars do real fine
  Miracle Whip this lyrical chick
  On some spiritual shit
  This will be a perennial trip
  Damn (damn)
  I'm that imperial bitch (uh)
    [Chorus]
    He pulled a quickie on me
    I'm T-Boz I got it like that
  Left Eye's dope she's got it like that
  Chilli's fly she's got it like that
  TLC and that's where it's at
    No no no no no he didn't
  He pulled a quickie on me
  No no no no no he did not
  And I'm not doin' it with him anymore