Most girls, I can't wait for them to leave
  And they're giving me the creeps by morning
  Most girls, make noises in their sleep, and I hate to
  watch them eat
  And their boring.
  You didn't rat when the lab caught fire
  Throughout the Inland Empire-
  You're my empresses, and I crown you
  Most girls, I ben with before are fat and ugly ho's
  Compared to you
  Most girls, always think they're right,
  but they're wrong- fucking wrong
  But baby you're not like that
  You understand me and it's not an act
  You're my empresses, and I crown you
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  I wanna go with you and leave all this behind us
  We'll live in San Berdo and sell the place in Cypress
  Come on let's do it run away with me honey
  We'll put a bunch of babies in you're tummy
  And fly away:.
  Most girls, I'd rather be alone and I can't answer the phone
  Cuz they're scaring me
  Most girls, get psycho and they're mean and they
  always make a scene
  And they're threatening me
  The time apart didn't hurt us
  And now I finished y community service
  You're my empresses, and I crown you
    [Chorus]
    Come on let's do it run away with me honey
  We'll put a bunch of babies in you're tummy
  And fly away:.
  All those years I was just searching
  Fuck that noise, baby you're perfect
  All them mean nothing cuz I found you
  How did you get so awesome?
  Let's spend the weekend in Laughlin
  You are my empresses, I crown you