Step up to the stage, kids - and don't retreat
  from this Carnival of Volume
  I know that you're red-eyed and bloodshot-beat
  ya just can't lick that all day frown
  And now you're rollercoaster sick and drinkin' lemonade
  Well, listen up!
    [Chorus]
  On Sunday the tears were fallin'
  and trickling down your cheeks,
  But yesterday's cares are no big deal
  Cuz this will be laughing week
  This will be laughing week
    They won't let us in now cuz we're all freaks
  So grab your magic cartoon costumes
  And then clap your hands and just stomp your feet
  and let this medicine buzz on and on
  Like carousels in stereo, and don't jump off
  no, don't jump off
    On Sunday the tears were fallin'
  and trickling down our cheeks
  But yesterday's cares are no big deal
  Cuz this will be laughing week
  This will be laughing week