He was a rich man, he was a sod
  INCOME TAX THIEF KNOWN AS KEN DODD
  Lock him up dump Doddy in the nick
  A GREEDY PIG WITH A TICKLING STICK
    Not content in the super tax bracket
  1/2 a mill in the pocket of his jacket
  He climbed up stairs to hide away the bread
  1/2 a million smackers under Ken's bed.
    OO OO OO He dodged the Inland Revenue
  A Liverpudlian with loads o' loot
  He didn't declare it, he didn't give a hoot!
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  KEN KEN, Who's he again?
  A DISSAPOINTMENT TO THE DIDDYMEN
  KEN KEN, Had the upper hand
  NOW HE'LL NEVER EXPAND ON HIS 500 GRAND
  KEN KEN, HAD A LOAD O' CASH
  Till the cops copt Ken in NOTTY HASH.
    The cops crept in to where Ken slept
  THEY KNEW WHERE KEN'S CASH WAS KEPT
  Doddy then had to confess
  THE DOSH WAS UNDER HIS MATTRESS
    OOO...
  [Chorus]...
  [Guitar]