Everybody says I'm a gully ully ullible guy
  Everybody sniggers & laughs when they pass by
  A love sick nut easily misled
  He's always infatuated
  Birds all do with me just as they please
  & they all say I'm a cissy with weak knees
    Everybody knows...
    [Chorus:]
  Mug I'm a mug I've been taken for a mug again
  Mug he's a mug he's been taken for a ride
  Mug I'm a mug I've been taken for a mug again
  Taken taken taken taken taken taken taken for a ride
    I let women walk all over me
  I should tell them nick off politely
  A spineless sucker with no back bone
  He ain't got no mind of his own
  A soft touch, I am far too long to trick me
    [Chorus / Guitar Bit]
    I'm too vulnerable my mates say
  A dimwit any dame can lead astray, ay
    Everybody knows...[Chorus x2]
    He's been taken for a mug