I gets me a night cap
  She says gee, I feel crap
  I shouts Oi! whats up?
  Ya stink, I think yer drinkin too much
    She's gone, Yippee!
  I turn on, the TV
  But there's a snag, coz she's a bag,
  she's back to nag & torment me
    [Chorus:]
  Iddlely aye ay, iddley aye oh...
  she makes me cringe, she makes me scream,
  Iddeley aye oh, iddley aye ay.
  how comes my missus is so mean
  SHE'S OBSCENE.
    SHE'S OBSCENE
    She says get, yer hair cut
  she wont let me have a hairy nut
  complains, about nowt
  No brains, insane shes a strain a pain
  I could do without. WITHOUT
    SHE'S A BA...
  [Guitar bit]
    Distressed, I feel blue
  You've guessed
  it's all down to all down to you
  My baby is a battleaxe
  and now there's nuthin' I can do...
    [Chorus:]