Got a new job at a radio station
  But that won't help you at all
  40,000 watts of maximum rock
  But that won't help you at all
  You think you've got everything but I've got news for you
  You're gonna be the one who's sorry [x3]
    You got a new girlfriend, a bitchin' new girlfriend
  But she won't help you at all
  Certified with the scene, she's a local rock queen
  But that won't help you at all
  You think that you've got it made but you've made one mistake
  You're gonna be the one who's sorry [x3]
    The free paper calls you a local celebrity
  But that won't help you at all
  You're such a big big deal you get in the clubs for free
  But that won't help you at all
  You think you've got everything but I've got news for you
  You're gonna be the one who's sorry [x3]