Lately, my insecurity has got me paralyzed
  Look in the Mirror. It's getting clearer.
  I've got those enigmatic manhunt eyes.
  Feelin' humble, Just like Barney Rubble
  I'm just a part of someone else's show.
  Don't wanna be the guy who has to die,
  in the middle of a Star Trek episode.
    I don't wanna go on like Frank Stallone...
  Don't wanna be Second Best
  I don't wanna be your Second Best
    I go to parties, trying to be smart
  I practice lines. I try to show some wit.
  No matter how I say it, nobody takes the bait
  And I end up in the corner eating chips.
  Don't wanna go through life with my (Rolling 25?)
  Always playing second fiddle to the man
  Why can't I be the best? Not like all the rest.
  Not the professor, I am Mary Ann.
    I don't wanna be like Andrew Wrigley
  Don't wanna be Second Best
  I don't wanna be your Second Best
  I don't wanna go on like Don Oates
  Just second best.
    Everytime I turn around, I'm Art Garfunkeled out.
  Don't wanna be Second Best