How long has it been since I've been on a real date?
  If this continues I may never find a mate
  Well I'm not serious, so please don't get me wrong
  All I want's a date with you
  That's why I took the time to write this song
    Life is a blast and I am really having fun
  But things are always better when there's two instead of one
  I know God has a plan, His timing's never late
  But until He brings a girl along I guess that I'll just have to wait
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  So come into my house
  And sit down on my couch
  My couch is made of orange vinyl
  Why don't you stay a while?
  I like to see you smile
    I don't believe it but my friends all say it's true
  They say you should sit back and let the women come to you
  I'm on the lookout but I haven't found her yet
  I'm an only lonely Romeo and I can't find my Juliet
    That's not the way this story ends
  This song is mostly just a joke
  I'll watch the want ads on TV
  I'll find a girl that's right for me
  I'll find a girl for me
    [Chorus]
    But if you are suspicious, if you are paranoid
  Just be forewanrned that these are traits that I try to avoid
  If you are sweet and caring, if you're successful too
  If you've got money in the bank
  Hey baby, I'm the man for you
    [Chorus]