This girl at another table
  Started singing "Danny Boy"
  And staring at me
  With a mischevous grin
  Drawing me in with her eyes
  And then she held me there
  With her lips
    Everybody in the cafe laughed
  Dazed, I walked back
  To my table and received
  Some very disturbing news
  "Good job, dude", Anandi said
  "You just kissed Crazy Horse's girlfriend"
    Now I'm in deep shit,
  I said to myself
  That's the worst news
  I've ever heard
  I had a bag over my head already,
  Bleaching my hair,
  But I pulled it down
  A little lower
  Crazy Horse is the meanest
  Of the meanest, the leader
  Of the lowest of the low
  The St. Paul skins
  With a bullet hole tatoo
  On his shaved head
  And I just kissed Crazy Horse's girlfriend
    Anandi grabbed a napkin
  She drew a diagram
  With red lipstick
  This is how you'll look
  When he gets through
  You never should have come
  In the first place
  And now the boot boys
  Are gonna rearrange your face
  "I tried to warn you", she said
  "But now you're going back to kiss her again"