He rants and raves, he screams and shouts
  He always flips my lid
  But deepd own inside he loves you kids
  I know that you think he's just a goon
  But he makes little Vapid clean his room
    He don't like Nirvana
  I know he don't like prong
  And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song
    Ben Weasel -- "He's an asshole"
  Ben Weasel -- "He's a jerk"
  Ben Weasel -- You just hate him 'cause he don't have to work
  Ben Weasel -- "He's an asshole"
  Ben Weasel -- "He's a jerk"
  Ben Weasel... He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
  He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
  He's Ben Weasel what can you do
  Ben Weasel he's co cool
    He drinks mud, he smokes his butts
  He's glued to his TV
  But when I drink a brew he frowns on me
  He paces in his libing room and festers every night
  But we know his barks worse than his bite
    He don't like Nirvana
  I know he don't like Prong
  And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song