I think paying fucking rent sucks
  I'm sorry I swore mom, aw shucks
  I spilled a beer in the living room
  I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon
    Half shitfaced
  Half shitfaced
  Half shitfaced
  Half shitfaced
  GO!
    Out ex-guitar player sucks
  He ripped us off for two hundred bucks
  His girlfriend's got a fucking fat ass
  And an ugly face to match
    Half shitfaced...