I once knew a guy, and his name was Jim
  He used to like me, but I didn't like him
  He told me that he'd really like to go in bed
  He told me that he'd like to give me vicious head
    He's a gay boy, boy toy, jerk off, fuck up
    His boy friend says, "Come live with me"
  His boy friend says, "Come and make the scene"
  His mom and dad are awful proud
  It's perfectly acceptable to be a gay boy,
  Boy toy, jerk off, fuck up
    [Chorus to end]