Dishpan hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts
  Pearldiving's the life for me, I'm such a little putz
  The heat, the slime, I've never been on time
  I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a dime
    Born to do dishes, I was born to do dishes
  I was born to do dishes and my mom's really bummed out
  I was born to do dishes fuck you, I'm just so proud
  I was born to do dishes and my mom's really bummed out
    The heat, the slime, I've never been on time
  I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a dime