Acting like you care about
  some stupid fucking cow
  You fucking vegan
  Your PC attitude
  It doesn't matter anyhow
  You fucking vegan
    You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking
  stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan
  You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking
  stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan
  Vegan, vegan stupid fucking vegan
    You always pray to Jah when you smoke
  your fucking pot - you fucking vegan
  You like the Grateful Dead
  and think they're fucking hot
  You fucking vegan
    [Bridge]
  [Chorus (sort of like bridge)]
  [Guitar solo (sort of for Gino)]
    Your girlfriend doesn't shave her legs or armpits anymore
  You fucking vegan
  I really hate your guts
  'cause you're just a fucking bore
  You fucking vegan
    [Bridge]
  [Chorus]