Oh flip oh gosh oh golly gee
  We really shocked the local rock disc jock
  Oh crumbs oh boy oh sugar me
  The poor bloke nearly went right off his block
  We only told him what we did and didn't like
  And then we used that word and he jumped on the mike
    You can't say that on the radio
  You can't say that on the radio
  yes we all do it but you can't refer to it
  You can't say that on the radio
    Oh flip oh gosh oh golly gee
  We said the word and got our knuckles rapped
  But if he didn't want to know
  Why did he ask our views on all that crap?
  Oh now we've done it and we've really got it wrong
  Not even Uncle John will get to play this song
    Cos you can't say crap on the radio
  You can't say crap on the radio
  We all do it but you can't refer to it
  You can't say crap on the radio
    Of course we teach freedom of speech
  But say as we say and not what we preach
  We know your sort you little guttersnipe
  Don't give us none of that shit
    Oh flip oh gosh oh golly gee
  But now we know how we touched a sore spot
  Oh crumbs oh boy oh sugar me
  It's plain to see what got him bothered and hot
  We thought that it was just something that you said
  But then we realised it was all he played
    Cos he can play crap on the radio
  You can play crap on the radio
  Be careful what you say
  And you can play shite all day
  You can play crap on the radio
    Crapital radio