They came to Great Woods on July 23
  A whole lineup of women isn't that absurd
  The Cardigans would take the stage
  Does anybody care
  No!
    I wouldn't want to go to see the Lilith Fair
    They've got Susan Vega and Sheryl Crow
  But that's still not enough to make me want to go
  Even if those women were all in their underwear
    I wouldn't want to to to see the Lilith Fair
  I wouldn't want to to to see the Lilith Fair
    There's something funny about moody
  Acoustic guitar lesbians
  I'd hate to go to shows where people have to sit
  They aren't my friends
  You're not my friends
  You're not my......
    Paula Cole's got hairy armpits as you might know
  and then I really hate that Ani Difranco
  Tracy Chapman's big enough and she's got nappy hair
    I wouldn't want to go to see the Lilith Fair
  I wouldn't want to go to see the Lilith Fair
  I wouldn't want to go to see the Lilith Fair
  The Lilith Fair, I wouldn't wan't to see the Lilith Fair
  The Lilith Fair, I wouldn't wan't to see the Lilith Fair