In The World Of Man In The Great Rat Race
  Makes His Speeches Then He Does What He Please
  Winners Of The Mosh Impart Their Grace
  As I Wallow In The Mush In A Doggy Daze
  I Live In A Kennel Smells Like Rotten Cheese
  Chums Lots Of Flies But Why Should I Mind
  Then I Get Trashed By The Ho Thats My Wife
  Can'T Get Enough Of Kickin My Hiney
  Life In The Canine World
  Cats To Chase And A Bone To Bury
  Full Of Doggy Stench In This Poo Poo Place
  If I Get A Piece Of Tail I Dont Want To Get Married
  This Is Just A Doghouse Why Should I Stay
  If These Folks Are Crazy
  They Try To Tell Me That They Know Where Its At
  I Don'T Know Maybe I'M Lazy
  This Is Just A Doghouse, You Said I'M A Dog
  I Live Like A Dog
  This Is My Doghouse
  So Now Its Time To Go Work For The Man
  I Work For The Man At The Taco Stand
  I Keep On Grinding Like A Dog Always Does
  No Place To Hide For This American Dog
  This Is Just A Doghouse, You Said I'M A Dog
  I Live Like A Dog
  This Is My Doghouse
  When I Frickin Find What I'M Lookin For
  I Dig Right In And Take My Place
  Maybe I Seem Crass And Crude
  But A Dog Has To Do What A Dog Has To Do
  This Is Just A Doghouse, You Said I'M A Dog
  I Live Like A Dog
  This Is My Doghouse
  I'M Just A Dog, I Eat Cat Feces,
  Feel Like A Hydrant On This Doggy Street
  Live In The Doghouse, Everybody Hates Me
  I Want To Get Laid, But Everybody Takes Me
  I'M Your Dog And You'Re Bitches