I wanna be famous and have my face on TV
  I want all my old friends to hate me
  I don't wanna be able to walk down the street
  In this town I won't be around
  And you can read all about my life on the newspaper stand
  My agent says you can't call me back but you understand
  Hey now I'm famous and it really sucks
  Hey now I'm famous can you lend me five bucks
  Hey now I'm famous when will this all end
  Hey now I'm famous and I need a friend