i don't like the things you like
  and you don't like the things i like
  she don't like the things they like
  so who the fuck is really right
  see a skinhead at a show
  let him know he's got to go
  fuck white power, the kkk
  asshole
    everyone's an asshole
  my mom's an asshole
  you're a fucking asshole
  and i'm a goddamn asshole
    mom and dad, the grateful dead
  major labels and straight edge
  coors and school and roller blades
  god, rick james and oakley shades
  fishing, wayne, silly jocks
  nazis, midgets, new tube socks
  l.d. from m.r.&r.
  and fucking zeppelin
  man
    hippies, barleys, pearl jam
  chili peppers, case of spam
  riot grrlls, ponch and jon
  squash and pork and carmel flan
  we hate these things
  we hate you, too
  go fuck a monkey in the zoo
  oscar meyer has a way with
  b.o.l.o.g.n.a.