[Afroman]
  Wait a minute man
  Hey check this out man tell it
  It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
  He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
  He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
  He stopped he took a deep breath he said
  Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha
  You like that shit man
  Hey man Ive got a gang of that shit man
  Hey I'll tell you what
  We'll all have a good time
  We'll pull on the drug
  And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
  First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy
    [CHORUS]
  said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
  we can go to the park, after dark
  smoke that tumbleweed
  as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
  singin' them dirty rap songs
  stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
  and sell tapes from here to hong kong
  so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
  being high as hell flyin' through palmdale
  skatin' on jaggy rims
  so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville
  if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my cabby will
    well it was just sundown in small white town
  they call it east side palmdale
  when the afroman walked through the white land
  houses went up for sale
  well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
  when I met a little girl named Jan
  I let her ride in my caddy
  because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
  we fucked on the bed
  fucked on the floor
  fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
  then I fucked to the left (left)
  fucked to the right (right)
  she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
  thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
  got my ass lookin' like a zebra
  I put on my clothes and I was on my way
  until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
  and so I ran I jumped out the back window
  but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
  he beat me to the left
  be beat me to the right
  the motherfucker beat my ass all night
  but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
  thats the best damn pussy I ever had
  got a bag of weed and a bottle of water
  I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
    [CHORUS]
    I met this lady in hollywood
  she had green hair but damn she looked good
  I took her to my house because she was fine
  but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine
    I met this lady from Japan
  never made love with an african
  I fucked her once, fucked her twice
  I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
    Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
  I met a woman in the heart of Australia
  Had a big butt and big titties too
  So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo
    See I met this woman from Hawaii
  stuck it in her ass and she said "aiee"
  lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
  then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch
    I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
  said I'd brought some chicken if you'd just fuck me
  I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
  I gave her my secert blend of herbs and spices
    said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
  we can go to the park, after dark
  smoke that tumbleweed
  as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
  singin' them dirty rap songs
  stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
  and sell tapes from here to hong kong
    I met dolly parton in Tennessee
  Her titties were filled with hennesee
  that country music really drove me crazy
  but I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy
  met this lady in oklahoma
  put that pussy in a coma
  met this lady in michigan
  I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
  met a real black girl down in south carolina
  fucked her until she turned into a white albina
  fucked this hooker in Iowa
  I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
  fucked this girl down in Georgia
  came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
  met this beautiful sexy hoe
  she just ran across the border of mexico
  fine young thing said her names maria
  I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
  I wanna get married but I cant afford it
  I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported
    said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
  we can go to the park, after dark,
  smoke that tumbleweed
  as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
  singin' them dirty rap songs
  stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
  (hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
  and sell tapes from here to hong kong
    have you ever went over a girls house to fuck
  but the pussy just ain't no good
  I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet
  plus you in the wrong neighborhood
  so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
  but it take her so long to come
  then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
  and he asks you where you from
  so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
  you start talkin' real fast
  but he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife
  so he start beatin' on you ass
  now your clothes all muddy
  your nose all bloody
  your dick was hard but now its soft
  you thought you had a girl to rock your world
  now you still gotta go jack off
    [chorus - until fade out]