Had a dream I was on TV
  Phil Donahue meets Mr. T
  I came on stage, sat down, and cracked a beer
  Phil said, "I really love the band.
  My daughter is your biggest fan.
  But there is just one thing I've got to hear:
    What is punk?"
    I said, "we drink a lot of Stroh's,"
  and Alex punched him in the nose
  "we see your daughter after every show"
  then we set fire to his hair
  and stole his pen and broke his chair
  He said, "There's just one thing I want to know:
  What is punk?"
    We scrawled the walls with MTX
  while Byron grabbed him by the neck
  Frank said the seven words you shouldn't say
  Then Alex started looking pissed
  and said, "I hope we're paid for this"
  and Phil said, "Thank you, guys, you made my
  day-but:
  What is punk?"