Hey you little wreck over there
  Have I got news for you
  The walls up in my room are pretty cold
  Oh can you feel it
  Like a ... bat after nightfall
    Who will crack a good joke
  Who is ready to smile
  Who will crack a good joke
  Who is ready to try
    [Chorus:]
  My downhill race
  You said it's got no end
  Count down the days
  You said this had to wait
    You poor little thing over there
  I play the blues for you
  And in case you one day will show up
  I'm armed and ready
  All the criminals will be locked up
    Who will crack a good joke
  And is ready to smile
  Who will crack a good joke
  Who is ready to try
    [Chorus]
    So many many ways
  More than I can take
  My downhill race
  Boy I love this downhill race
    Women in the back ...
  And I'm just about to drown
  Well, crying is illegal
  'cause she said so
  and you said so
  and I was standing on the other side
    [Chorus]
    So many many ways
  And that's more than I can take
  My downhill race
  Boy I love this downhill race
  My downhill race
  And I love this downhill race
  Count down the days
  Boy I love this downhill race
  My downhill race
  So many many ways
  My downhill race
  I love that downhill race