Riding on my Trident with my cycle slut
  Going up to Scouse land but the town was shut
  Gonna ride the ferry to the Isle of Man
  Gonna ride the TT gonna to try my hand
  Hold on here we go hear my motor cut
  500 CC and a cycle slut
    Now the sun is shining and we're on our way
  My baby took some time off for a holiday
  Saving all our pennies for some gasoline
  People say we're dirty but I keep my motor clean
  Hold on to me baby I'm going to open up
  500 CC and a cycle slut
    My baby sees this fella on a mean machine
  It must be over thirteen hundred CC
  She tells she can't read the name but see if you can
  It was a Kawasaki and it's made in Japan
    Hold on to me baby I'm going to open up
  500 CC and a cycle slut
    Now the sun is shining and we're on our way
  My baby took some time off for a holiday
  Saving all our pennies for some gasoline
  People say we're dirty but I keep my engine clean