Fred was on a party to have beer and some fun
  And this party was the place it all begun
  He met this quite, little, old, lovely granny
  Boozing like hell, that was really funny
  She offered him a drink and made a little talk
  But two hours later Fred didn't know how to walk
  Fred was drunk and granny too Fred told granny "I think I love you"
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  The granny, the granny got 'm drunk
  Isn't that really punk? The granny got 'm drunk
  Fred the cola-junk The granny, the granny got 'm drunk
  Isn't that really punk? The granny got 'm drunk
  That old boozing-junk
    The granny kept talking and Fred kept drinking
  Knowing that tomorrow his room was stinking
  She wanted him to dance and he said oke
  Don't think about tomorrow just life today
  Fred couldn't dance but the granny didn't care
  Because she was drunk too and she was a little rare
  And then at one moment, a beer to far
  Fred was so drunk, he couldn't find the bar
    Monday morning at six o'clock
  His head was feeling just like a rock
  It was late last night, he knew for sure
  So stay in bed today that's the only cure
  He couldn't get up he felt so bad
  His puke was yellow, black and red
  Fred didn't ever see the granny again
  That quite, little granny called him a man