When I was 15 years old
  I weighed only 96 lbs
  Then my PE teacher told me about anabolic steroids
  My body started to swell
  My penis didn't look too well
  After deep thought meditation
  I joined the Wrestling Federation
    When I step into the ring
  Little Hulksters scream & shout
  Although I'm feeling really
  I can't keep my hair from falling out
  Macho grabs me by the hair
  Throws me up into the air
  There goes another 60 strands
  Out into the screaming fans
    I'm Hulk Hogan
  I am losing all my hair