um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh
  um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh
    walking down the street
  something caught my eye
  a growing epidemic that really ain't fly
  a middle aged lady
  i gotta be blunt
  her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front
    i could see her uterus her pants were too tight
  she must'nt owned panties that were not in sight i walked right by the poor woman didn't know
  she had a frontal wedgie
  a Camel Toe
    [chorus]
  um hmm thats right uh huh
  oh no
  fix yourself girl
  you got a
  Camel Toe
  um hmm thats right uh huh
  oh no
  fix yourself girl
  you got a
  Camel Toe
    girl thats gotta hurt
  take some time an adjust can't you see people staring
  and making a fuss
  could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance
  is your crotch hungry girl
  cause its eating your pants
  do you enjoy the comotion and attenetion it brings
  the only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing
  in public putting on an x rated show grosin' people out
  with your Camel Toe
    [Repeat Chorus]
    first day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress
  a little quick to wearin
  wearin pum pum shorts
  and its causin me much distress
  whoomp there it is
  yeha right in the front
  everybody come and get a good look
  i can see everything through the panty cling every cranny
  and every nook
  you better take a quick minute
  before you step outside
  and check the area thats pubic
  or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up
  like rubic
  take these words of advice
  cause its not very nice
  i wanna put you al in the know
  girls don't sleep
  don't let your pants creep
  watch out for
  The Camel Toe
    [Repeat chorus]
    [ Thanks Courtney Babes for correction ]