Let me tell you 'bout a girl I know
  I drag her around wherever I go
  This little woman drives me insane
  She's tied to my ankle with a ball and chain
    For sixteen years, she's been hangin' around
  Tryin' to bury me in a hole in the ground
  Well, I think it's time that I even the score
  There's only room for one in this cage of yours
    Don't save me when I startin' to drown
  Don't use me when you don't want me around
  Just be my slave girl, cuz that's all I need
  So take a little step back to the stone age with me
  Go!
    Well I hear a strange noise as I lie in my bed
  I feel a lotta water drippin' on my head
  I look around tried to see through my hair
  You left me alone, but do you think I care?
    Cuz you moved me when I was takin' my time
  You abused me when I'm outta line
  You tried to warn me of the danger sign
  So watch out!
  Go!
    Well, you got me in the bondage of another age
  You drive me to distraction in a primitive way
  I can't control my instincts when I hear her say
  Just come around and see me if you lose your way
    So join my chain gang, play along with me
  I'll be your caveman, it's basic as can be
  I'm not insane, man, I'm just outta my tree