i'd really rather be alone
  i'd really rather be on my own
  what part of no don't you understand
  won't you just let go of my hand
  maybe it's just time you knew the truth
  don't think i'm coming off as rude
  i really like this solitude
  my company suits me just fine
  in fact i think it's quite divine
  maybe it's just time you knew the truth
    hey - i love to hear myself talk
  i'm my own favorite audience
  'cause i'm the funniest person i know
  if you were me i'm sure you'd agree
    i know you claim i'm being vague
  but I'm afraid it's not that way
  you can come over - don't stay long
  call me next week cause i'll be gone
  maybe it's just time you knew the truth
    hey - i love to hear myself talk
  i'm my own favorite audience
  'cause i'm the funniest person i know
  if you were me i'm sure you'd agree
    i'm building up my barricade
  i'd rather if you don't invade
  i'm sick of all this obligation
  do you really need more explanation
  maybe this time you will finally see that
    hey - i love to hear myself talk
  i'm my own favorite audience
  'cause i'm the funniest person i know
  if you were me i'm sure you'd agree