Howdy people!
  Here's a little story 'bout an old friend of mine
  And to all you great folks out there
  This is hardcore 10-4....
    Freaky friday, things ain't going my way
  Everything is gone, my life is a country song
  Oh-oh
    I jumped out of my bed this morning
  Then I heard this crunchy sound
  From my left leg that was broken
  And a note was laying on the ground
    Baby, I'm leaving you this minute
  Took the car and the cats and dogs
  Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson
  Nothing's left but the note you got, ah you suck
    Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way
  Everything is gone, my life is a country song
  Freaky Friday, go play on the highway
  Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on
    On my way through crosstown traffic
  I was hit by a giant truck
  I came late to work and got fired
  Then suddenly the thunder struck
  Oh-oh
    Baby, I am leaving you this minute
  Took the car and the cats and dogs
  Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson
  Nothing's left but the note you got, ah you suck
    Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way
  Everything is gone, my life is a country song
  Freaky Friday, go play on the highway
  Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on
    Life's a country song - hardcore 10-4
  What the heck is wrong - yiiii-ha
  Life's a country song - hardcore 10-4
  What the heck is going on
    Life's a country song - hardcore 10-4
  What the heck is wrong - yiiii-ha
  Life's a country song - hardcore 10-4
  What the heck is going on
    Everything is gone, my life is a country song
  Hardcore 10-4
    Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way
  Everything is gone, my life is a country song
  Freaky Friday, go play on the highway
  Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on
    Well folks, that's all for now
  Life is just a long long country song
  And that's a big 10-4