Cheers darlin'
   Here's to you and your lover boy
   Cheers darlin'
   I got years to wait around for you
   Cheers darlin'
   I've got your wedding bells in my ear
   Cheers darlin'
   You give me three cigarettes to smoke my tears away
  
   And I die when you mention his name
   And I lied, I should have kissed you
   When we were running in the rain
  
   What am I darlin'?
   A whisper in your ear?
   A piece of your cake?
   What am I, darlin?
   The boy you can fear?
   Or your biggest mistake?
  
   Cheers darlin'
   Here's to you and your lover man
   Cheers darlin'
   I just hang around and eat from a can
   Cheers darlin'
   I got a ribbon of green on my guitar
   Cheers darlin'
   I got a beauty queen
   To sit not very far from here
  
   I die when he comes around
   To take you home
   I'm too shy
   I should have kissed you when we were alone
  
   hat am I darlin'?
   A whisper in your ear?
   A piece of your cake?
   What am I, darlin?
   The boy you can fear?
   Or your biggest mistake?
  
   Oh what am I? What am I darlin'?
   I got years to wait...