Refrain:
   I'm a sexyminisuperflowerpopopcolafan
   - yes I am
   I'm a sexyminisuperflowerpopopcolafan
   - yes I am
  
   Firsr kiss, first party.
   Her name was Claudia.
   She tasted like my mom.
   But it was something new.
  
   She new every Bay City Roller's song.
   And her T-shirt was so tight.
   She came closer, closer to me.
   And I shouted out-I screamed.
  
   Refrain:
   I'm a sexyminisuperflowerpopopcolafan
   - yes I am
   I'm a sexyminisuperflowerpopopcolafan
   - yes I am
  
   She switched on the erotic red light.
   And the gave me with a twinkle in her eyes
   the last delicious sip of the Advocaat.
   It was so exciting-so exciting.
  
   She came closer, closer to me.
   And I shouted out-I screamed.
  
   Refrain:
   I'm a sexyminisuperflowerpopopcolafan
   - yes I am
   I'm a sexyminisuperflowerpopopcolafan
   - yes I am