Once upon a time in the projects, yo
  I damn near had to wreck a ho
  I knocked on the door - "Who is it?"
  It's Ice Cube, come to pay a little visit to ya
  And what's up with the niggers in the parking lot
  She said fuck em, cause they get sparked alot
  I sat on the couch but it wasn't stable
  and then I put my Nikes on the coffee table
  Her brother walked in he's into gangbangin
  cause he walked up and said "what set you claimin"
  I don't bang I write the good rhymes
  The whole scenery reminded me of Good Times
  I hate to feel bad but I'm in a rut
  by a young nigga that needs to pull his pants up
  Her mother came in with a joint in her mouth
  and fired up the sess it was sess no doubt
  She said please excuse my house and all that
  I said yeah cause I was buzzed from the contact
  Lookin at a fucked up black and white
  her mom's bitchin cause the county check wasn't right
  She had another brother that was three years old
  and had a bad case of the runny nose
  He asked me who I was then I had to pause
  It smelled like he took a shit in his little drawers
  I saw her sister that needs get her ass kicked
  only thirteen and already pregnant
  I grabbed the forty out the bag and took a swig
  cause I was getting overwhelmed by BeBe Kids
  They were runnin and playin and cursin and yellin
  and tellin and look at this young punk bailin
  I heard a knock on the door without the password
  and her mom's got the 12 guage Mossberg
  The nigga said "yo, what's for sale"
  and the bitch came out with a bag of ya-yo
  She made the drop and got the 20 dollars
  from a smoked out fool with ring around the collar
  The girl I was waiting for came out
  I said BITCH I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A CRACK HOUSE
  I got my coat and SUDDENLY ...
  (police breaking into house annoucing themselves)
  The cop busted in and had a Mac-10 pointed to my dome
  and I said to myself once again it's on
  He threw me on the carpet no slap jumped back
  stomped on my head and put his knee in my back
  First he tried to wrap me up, slap me up, rough me up
  They couldn't do it so they cuffed me up
  I said FUCK how much abuse can a nigga take
  Hey yo officer you're making a big mistake
  Since I had on a shirt that said I was dope
  He thought I was selling base and couldn't hear my case
  He said get out my face I musta had a grudge
  His reply tell that bullshit to the judge
  The girl I was with wasn't sayin nothin
  I said AIYYO BITCH you better tell em SOMETHIN
  She started draggin and all of a sudden
  we all got tossed in the patty wagon
  Now I beat the rap but that ain't the point
  I had a warrant so I spent 2 weeks in the joint
  Now the story you heard has one little object
  DON'T FUCK WITH A BITCH FROM THE PROJECTS!