Can I have your autograph?
   he said to the fat blond actress
   You know, I've seen every movie you've been in
   from "Pass of Pain" to "Duels of Glory"
   And when you kissed Robert Mitchum
   Gee, but I thought you'd never catch him
   You're over the hill right now, and you're looking for love
   You're over the hill right now, and you're looking for love
   I'll come running to you, honey, when you want me
   I'll come running to you, honey, when you want me
  
   Can I have your autograph?
   he said to the fat blond actress
   You know, I know everything you've done
   Anyway, I hate divorces
   To the left is a marble shower
   It was fun even for an hour, but
   You're over the hill right now, and you're looking for love
   You're over the hill right now, and you're looking for love
   I'll come running to you, honey, when you want me
   I'll come running to you, honey, when you want me
  
   Something's got a hold on me and I don't know what
   Something's got a hold on me and I don't know what
   It's the beginning of a new age...