Well Jerry at de mike come fe Demonstrate
   Yes, Jerry at de mike me come fe Demonstrate
   Me come fe show de crowd a people dat great is great
   Right ya now Mr Jerry at go set tings straight
   No MC test Jerry in a ATE
   So listen dem ya styles I man originate
   First of all me wan you know me na exaggerate
   All pirate in de dance me would a evacuate
   Is a whole leap a space I man accomodate
   An a whole leap a gal I accumulate
   Round de mile Jerry don't need no associate
   Me chat by meself me no combinate
   Me study very hard because me want graduate
   Up de MC ladder I man Essulate
   To be a boss MC I'm a chief candidate
   True me fascinate nor irritate and me originate
   Round de classic Micro-centre dat is where me locate
   Me no select no tune an Jerry don't operate
   Fe see me lift speaker - box you must fortunate
   Cause asdedance down me gone home me gone go hibernate
   Going home de other night me can't remember de date
   De early hours of de morning before people a wake
   Bopsing down de road it was me worst mistake
   Police come draw down pon me an a investigate
   Him say "Hey son where you coming from don't you know that it's late
   I've heard about you niggers and the trouble you create"
   I said "I'm coming from a party and me going home straight
   Me just stop a de shop to buy some cigarette an chocolate"
   When me explain de situation him stop interrogate
   Turn around jump in a im panda car an say "See you mate!"
   Is a good ting me never cheeky or be obstinate
   Or me could a end up visiting de damn magistrate
   De house way me live in you know it must decorate
   An de girl way me love ave to affectionate
   Nem ya linda lyrics you must penetrate
   So listen every word I man and quotate
   True me talking very clear you no need fe translate
   Cause when me riding pon de riddim me no mek no mistake
   Gasst contagious disease I man vaccinate
   An true me no wan catch a dose me no fornicate
   De lyrics way me chat dem must varinte
   Some time me chat itslow sometimem e accelerate
   Dem ya kinds style you must appreciate
   Nuff gal come to me a congratulate
   Dem say "Jerry your so good looking can I have you portrait"
   I say "Yes of course my darling but you know you have to wait"
   Well dais a something I man have to state
   A trollop is a woman with a whole heap a weight
   Don't tell her to her face cause she will aggrovate
   And if she sit down pon you you will suffocate
   At de mile is nuff excitement I Jerry create
   And you know that its not hard for me to exterminate
   Any boy way come a dance an a duplicate
   A style him get off a Saxon or a old yard tape
   I say de lyrics way me chat dem must variate
   An nuff people dem a say don't me impertinate
   Any gal way me like we must be intimate
   But me only make love when me in private