The perfect love song it has now words it only has death threats
   And you can tell a classic ballad by how threatening it gets
   So if you walk into your house and she's cutting up your mother
   She's only trying to tell you that she loves you like no other
   No other, she loves you like no other.
   The only emotions that I know are love and hate
   And she's chopping & she's changing & it's making you afraid
   I said close your eyes and imagine that I'm nice
   She'll kiss you or she'll kill you but you'll just have to wait
  
   Because some things that I do make you go blue
   And something that you said made me go red
  
   The perfect love has no emotions, it only harbours doubt
   And if she fears your intentions she will cut you out
   So do not raise your voice and do not shake your fist
   Just pass her the carving knife, if that's what she insists
   Insists, if that's what she insists
  
   A hate tattoo on my brain and a love one on my heart
   I'd love to hate you, like I love you
   and just tear your dreams apart
   I said close your eyes and imagine that I'm nice
   Cupid's arrow looking more like Cupid's poisoned dart
  
   Because some things that I do make you go blue
   And something that you said made me go red
  
   Because some things that I do make you go blue
   And something that you said made me go red
  
   The perfect kiss is dry as sand and doesn't take your breath
   The perfect kiss is with the boy that you've just stabbed to death
  
   Is with the boy that you've just stabbed to death
   Is with the boy that you've just stabbed to death