Why don't you sing 'I need you baby'?
   'Cause it rhymes with crazy and it rhymes with maybe
   It rhymes with lady and much much more
   And it doesn't rhyme with the 'f' word
  
   Well Simon le Bon stayed round my house before
   And he was sick on the plants and he was sick on the floor
   And he wouldn't go home until he'd sung his song
   With a backing harmony from Paul Young
  
   Shell we dance again?
   In our special way
   With our trousers round
   our knees
  
   Why don't your video have dancing girls?
   With hips that curve and lips that curl
   Legs are where the heartbeat starts
   It's low in neckline and high in charts
  
   But it's the partially clothed for the partially sighted
   Behind over matter keeps the crowds delighted
   We want Rambo in a ra-ra skirt
   Nastassia Kinski in a Brazilian shirt