It's Saturday night, I'm feeling on song
   I think I'm alright, I know I'm all wrong
   The drink that I had three hours ago
   Has been joined by fourteen others
   In a steady flow
  
   So lot me walk straight, don't let me feel pain
   I'm gonna scratch cars, with my keys again
   cos when I go home and fall on my bed
   If it doesn't leave my stomach, It'll split my head.