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   Betty was worried about the lover that she has married
   and she didn't know what to do
   He'd been hit by a hammer on the head and he lay dead
   an' all her worst fears had come true
  
   {Chorus}
   Call the police
   Call the police
   Call the police
   Call the police
  
   Johnny was a joker and a very heavy smoker
   and he never ever broke the law
   Thin Miss Lizzy was a-kept very busy
   and sometimes very dizzy, we knew what for
  
   {repeat chorus}
   And take 'em all away
   Lock 'em up
   {repeat chorus}
   {repeat chorus}
   {repeat chorus}
   {repeat chorus}
  
   Louie was a loner and a big time Al Capone-er
   doin' all his dipping from the door
   He knew a shady dealer who had done a dirty DJ,
   the sooner he could even the score
  
   {repeat chorus}
  
   And lock 'em up
   Help ya have a birthday, say
   Take 'em all away