[Announcer:] "The stars of our show, and America's "shiekest" couple,
  Eddie Sparks and Dixie Leonard!"
    [J:] I remember you.
  [B:] I'd like to say that you're in my dreams.
  [J:] You're the one who made my dreams come true
  [B:] You're usually dead,
  [J:] a few
  [B:] without a head,
  [J:] kisses ago.
  [B:] and lots of natives are picking their teeth with your bones.
  [J:] I remember, too,
  [B:] Oh, what a dream!
  [J:] a distant bell,
  [B:] It comes at night and taunts me,
  [J:] and stars that fell
  [B:] and, like your jokes, it haunts me until
  [J:] like rain out of the blue.
  [B:] I'm blue as your face as the last breath leaves you.
  [J:] When my life is through,
  [B:] I'll jump for joy.
  [J:] and the angels ask me to recall
  [B:] and when Winchell asks me to recall
  who's a chump and a heel.
  [J:] the thrill of it all,
  [B:] Who's the biggest schlemeil?
  [Both:] Then I will tell them I remember . . .
  [J:] "So, uh, it's my birthday comin' up."
  [B:] "Yeah, I know, Eddie."
  [J:] "But, what do you give a guy that's got everything?"
  [B:] "Uh, penicillin?"
  [J:] "Hmmm, hey Dix? You ever been married?"
  [B:] "Oh, yeah, Eddie, twice!"
  [J:] "Children?"
  [B:] "No, silly! Grown men!
  Tell me, Eddie, what's the most romantic thing a woman ever said to you?"
  [J:] "Are you sure you're not a cop?"
  Then I will tell them I remember . . . you.
  [B:] You
  [J:] and you.