It started on a Tuesday
   It must have been that lunch meat
   I haven't been intimate
   And anyway, I'm careful
   (We know what you got, boy)
   (We know what you got, boy)
   (We know what you got, boy)
  
   Chorus:
  
   They call it the Willys
   They call it the Willys
   You shiver and shake
   You're doin' Swan Lake
   All over the place
  
  
   Has everyone gone Christian
   Well, glory Hallelujah
   But I'm beyond salvation
   I haven't got a prayer
   (The Willys do this to ya)
   (The Willys do this to ya)
   (The Willys do this to ya, to ya)
  
   Chorus:
  
   They call it the Willys
   They call it the Willys
   It's hard to explain
   Like Citizen Kane
   To someone who's blind
  
   They call it the Willys
   They call it the Willys
   You shiver and shake
   You're doin' Swan Lake
   All over the place
  
   (We know what you got boy, we know what
   you got boy, we know what you got boy)
  
   (Physically)
   Physically, I'm splendid
   (Mentally)
   Mentally, I'm splendid
   (Morally)
   Morally he is lax
   And maybe that's the problem
  
  
   (We know what you got boy)
   (We know what you got boy)
   (We know what you got boy, what you got)
  
   Chorus:
  
   They call it the Willys
   They call it the Willys
   You shiver and shake
   You're doin' Swan Lake
   All over the place
  
  
   They call it the Willys
   They call it the Willys
   They call it the Willys
  
   The Willys do this to you)
   (The Willys do this to you)
   (The Willys do this to you, to you)
  
   (We know what you got, boy)
   (We know what you got, boy)
   (We know what you got, boy, what you got what you got, what you got)
  
   Chorus:
  
   They call it the Willys, etc.
  
  
   They call it the Willys
   They call it the Willys
   I'm speaking Chinese
   I'm swinging from trees
   I'm wearing your gowns