He swallered a frog and hollered yum-yum
  He slid down the hillside and darted his tongue
  He entered the garden on this bright moonlight night
  Then he stopped in his tracks, it was love at first sight
    (he said) My skin is black, your skin is green
  You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream
  Although I'm short and stocky and you're long and lean
  I've got a crush on you
  Then he squeezed her tighter and tighter and tighter
  I've got a crush on you
    He said I'm a king snake, and you'll be my queen
  With a butler and serpents, and your own private stream
  If you refuse me it would be such a shame
  Cause I'm so tired of doing my own fang
    Then he squeezed her tighter
  To excite her and delight her
  Oh I've got a crush on you
  (and I'll be back tomorrow)
    Next day when he got there, a two-legged man
  Was holding sweet green thing in his big human hand
  A long jet of water shot out of her nose
  Ol' king snake had fallen in love with a hose
    (he said) My skin is black, your skin is green
  You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream
  Although I'm short and stocky and you're long and lean
  I've got a crush on you
  Then he squeezed her tighter and tighter and tighter
  I've got a crush on you