Have we got a telethon for you coming soon on MTV! A rockin' bankroll
  extravaganza featuring all your vigilante rock stars! Sammy
  Hagar:Sylvester Stallone:Clint Eastwood. It's so important we've even
  exhumed the bodies of Lynyrd Skynyrd! This ain't no sissy concert to raise
  food for the needy; this concerts whipped up the American way to raise
  money for guns for the greedy! So stay tuned and dig in those heels
  for:USA FOR SOUTH AFRICA!
    It's USA for South Africa 'cause those poor, sex-starved riot battalions
  need more machine guns, more tear gas, more nerve gas, more electric
  fences for those prison camps they call "homelands." And who's going to
  give it to them? WE ARE! Every one of us! Everytime we go to the bank.
  Everytime we buy food at Theftway. Or those fancy chrome wheels for your
  hot car. It's USA FOR SOUTH AFRICA!
    Don't delay! Apartheid is a BIG business! What would these American ladies
  do without those diamonds? You heard the White House:DON'T MISS IT! Have
  you're rich parents' money ready, world hunger's gone forever once your
  check's in the mail when MTV and the rock and racism connection bring you
  live, from Sun City, USA FOR SOUTH AFRICA!