Woke up this morning and felt no too cool -
  ooh ooh ooh ooh
  'Cause every time I tried to make my mouth
  move - ooh ooh ooh ooh
  The pain I'm having is so discomforting
  Please make this suffering go away
  Wo wo wo wo I told my mom what I was
  feeling
  And how long I've been dealing with it
  I knew it was coming, but didn't know how
  soon
  She said I've reached another adolescent
  monsoon - oon
    OOoo Ahh... the pain is tremendous
  Why can't I take it like a man
  OOoo Ahh... the pain is horrendous
  Why can't you lend a helpin' hand
    He was a well-educated man, had his degree in
  medicine
  I noticed his hairy hands... he was a very, very
  hairy man
  He looked right down in, shook his head and
  then said
  "these teeth must be pulled right away hey!"
    OOoo Ahh... the pain is tremendous
  Why can't I take it like a man
  OOoo Ahh... the pain is horrendous
  Why can't you lend a helpin' hand
  OOoo Ahh... the pain is tremendous
  Why can't I take it like a man
  OOoo Ahh... the pain is horrendous
  Why can't you lend a helpin' hand
    He turned around, rolled up his sleeve
  I rolled my eyes then suddenly
  A horrible pain grew, the next thing that I
  knew
  The doc had pulled my wisdom teeth... OUT!
  Well along with my teeth my money also left
  me
  As he made out the bill, I was moaning
  OOoo Ahh... the pain is tremendous
  Where the hell is my prescription.... of
  codeine?
    Ooh but when will I speak, how long until my
  mouth feels natural?
  How long will they bleed, when will they heal,
  where's the real meal?
  How do you feel? How do you feel? How do
  you feel? How do you feel?
  How do you feel? How do you feel? How do
  you feel? How do you feel?
  How do you feel? How do you feel? How do
  you feel? How do you feel?
  How do you feel? How do you feel? How do
  you feel? How do you feel?
    I feel good... I feel great... there's no pain...
  there's no ache
  I feel good... I feel great... just let me
  recuperate
  I feel good... I feel great... there's no pain...
  there's no ache
  I feel good... I feel great... just let me
  recuperate
    Because the codeine has left me drowsy, leave
  me be... just let me sleep!