Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg
  He won it in the war, in 1944.
  Corporal Clegg had a medal too
  In orange, red, and blue
  He found it in the zoo.
  Dear, dear were they really sad for me?
  Dear, dear will they really laugh at me?
  Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him.
  Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin.
  Corporal Clegg umbrella in the rain
  He's never been the same
  No one is to blame
  Corporal Clegg recieved his medal in a dream
  From Her Majesty the queen
  His boots were very clean.
  Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him
  Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin.