Handy Dandy controversy surrounds him
  He's been around the world and back again
  Something in the moonlight still hounds him.
    Handy Dandy just like sugar and candy
  Handy Dandy if every bone in his body were a-broken he would never admit it
  He got an all girl orchestra and when he says strike up the band they hit it.
    Handy Dandy
  Handy Dandy
  He'll say what are you made off
  He'll say can you repeat what you say
  You'll say what are you afraid off
  He'll say nothing neither alive nor dead.
    Handy Dandy he's got a stick in his hand and a pocket full of money
  He'll say oh darling tell me the truth how much time I got
  She'll say you got all the time in the world honey.
    Handy Dandy
  Handy Dandy
  He got that clear crystal fountain
  He got that soft silky skin
  He got that fortress on the mountain
  With no doors or windows so no thieves can break in.
    Handy Dandy sitting with a girl named Nancy and I got feeling kinda lazy
  He said Hon' if you want a gun I'll give you one
  She said boy you're talking crazy.
    Handy Dandy just like sugar and candy
  Handy Dandy pour him another brandy
  Handy Dandy he got a basket of flowers and a bag full of sorrow
  He finishes his drink he gets up from the table he says
  OK boys I'll see you tomorrow.
    Handy Dandy
  Handy Dandy just like sugar and candy
  Handy Dandy just like sugar and candy.