I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil
  Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield
  We're gonna put an end to alternative rock
  We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop
  We went to Sears for pictures at Christmastime
  But they wouldn't let us make the metal sign
  No they wouldn't let us make the metal sign
    I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
  It's hard to eat when you're headbanging
  Makin' out in the middle of the pit
  How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
  If anything comes between you and me
  Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
  We are Pantera fans in love
    What's with these punk rock nerds, they can't even sing
  I wish we'd never heard of The Offspring
  A candlelit dinner, now we're holding hands
  I taught you how to draw your first pentagram
  We went miniature golfing but we didn't get far
  Because we used the clubs to play air guitar
  Oh we used the clubs to play air guitar now
    I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
  It's hard to eat when you're headbanging
  Makin' out in the middle of the pit
  How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
  If anything comes between you and me
  Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
  We are Pantera fans in love
  We are we are Pantera fans in love
    We saw Ozzy on our first date
  Our special song is Crazy Train
  Makin' out in the middle of the pit
  How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
  If anything comes between you and me
  Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
  We are Metallica fans
  We are Megadeth fans
  We are Manowar fans in love
  We are Pantera fans in love