[Chorus:]
    Jeremy
  Beware of me
  Jeremy
  My friend
    [Chorus]
    Well Jeremy comes to see me and I don't know how to please him
  He always come to curse me out but no one's ever bleeding
  The paint on his shell is so bright and so appealing
  But the thought of his slow exit is all that I'm feeling
    [Chorus]
    Little turtle
  I love you so
  Little turtle
  Oh please don't go
    [Chorus]
    Well Jeremy's twice as nice and oh so smart and oh so cool
  Well he needs no one's advice he's got his own set of rules
  Well he's stuck in the nastiest muck and he's stuck in the muckiest muck
  Well his legs are thrashing around but we still pull him now
    [Chorus]
    Little turtle
  I love you soLittle turtle
  Oh go Gabe go
  Little turtle
  I love you so
  Little turtle
  Oh please don't go
    [Chorus]
    [Chorus]