[Left Channel]
  Make sure!
  Taking cover in the bunker tonight
  Waiting for Bo Diddley's headlights
  I feel alright
  Gotta Fender Stratosphere
  I can do anything tonight
  It's in neon lights an' global rights
  Frank? He's on the phone
  There ain't no German girl outside
  But who cares when its warm inside?
  With music
  Special mystery of music tragically
  Exchanging slaves for majesties
  Modern waves of tragedy
  Packing a to pience colt pair of shoots
  A shiny grey mexican suit
  The blue eyed traffic can sashay by
  'Cos tonight the sailor boys have hit Shanghai
  The kick-out traffic goes creaking by
  I smash my glass and shout shanghi
  My drummer friend comes shooting by
  He said Errol Flynn will never die
  Oh no! Who am I to question why?
  And are you lonesome tonight
  And do ya need a country cowboy
  Who's just thin and tight in those
  Brrrr bus depot jeans
  With a squirt resistant stud stud
  Hey stoner
    Get over there in the spliffbunker one
  Becos London Bridge was sold somehow
  But it was too old anyhow
  When Uncle Sam has broken down
  We'll make him down in old Japan
  Say yeee
    Well there ain't no better blend
  Than Joe Ely and his Texas Men
  Where the wind blows
  I ain't seen none like that scenery
  You can see from a bus if you pay the price
    Wave my arms around
  Flag one of those taxi's maybe
  I saw a girl somewhere somehow
  Forever sticks in my mind somehow
  I've just got three lines
  And a pair of two's
  Like a lucky roll of dice that you
  You cast
    [Right Channel]
  If music could talk!
  Which means
  Whatever your mind can bring
  Likethe apple fell off the tree
  Pah! Fell right on his head
  Yeah many years ago
    There was a man who said
  I am a shaman
  A voodoo shaman
  Got in trouble so he's going out
  Mixing up and Haiti! Oh!
  And the crickets
  Buddy Holly said it was
  Brrr Brrr yiii!
    If music could talk you know
    I feel kinda lonely
  Standing out on the floor
  Of Electric Ladyland...
  Cos this is a good question Samson
  Are you partly Arabic?
    Chi man! Whatcho all about
    I don't want to I can't hope to
  Say it all in one go
  Occasionally once or twice
  A day I feel alive enough to say
  Let's hear what the drummerman's
  Got to say about
  He said is it Errol Flynn's birthday or not?
  Sept 12 until October
  If they pack 2 piece
  Colt pair of shoots
  We got the shiny grey Mexican suits
  I'm just wasting a great big
  Corporation and the entire fund
  The girders of Wall Street
  And thetemples of money
  And the high priests
  Of the expense account
  And Im wasting the whole thing
  I come down in Yamaha-ha
  They make the best pianos-time to step-up